- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

why?

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

Knock knock. Come in.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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