Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Pickles

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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