What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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feces

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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Zach Barlow

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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