- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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