- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

I lost my tractor.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

Oh no! My life is ruined!

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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