Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Republicans

You smell like shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Can you see this brett? Connor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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