What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

What's 4+7 47

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Worst joke ever

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

Shit!

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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