- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock knock. Come in.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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