Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

your mother hates you

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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