What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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