- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

Good luck on your finals everyone!

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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