What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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