- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

What is Worse than the holocaust?

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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