- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

A walrus walks into a bar

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

poop is very very yummy.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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