- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Women.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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