- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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