- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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