Robin get in the Batmobile.

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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