What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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