- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

neil patrick harris

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

Vagina ass.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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