- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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