- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

A Frenchman stays and fights

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