Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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Mitt Romney.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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good one jess !!

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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