What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

guess what chicken butt

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

Women's rights...

you just contradicted yourself.

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

The Bible

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

96

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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