- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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