I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

trumpy trumpy trump

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

Nothing yet CC

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

What did the man without a tongue say...

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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