bitches be crafty.

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Hi.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Jews

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

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