Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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9/11

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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anti jokes

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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