- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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