A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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*insert joke here*

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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fack me!

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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