Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Obamacare haters

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

Garry Glitters on here

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

Mitt Romney penis

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

Michael Brown

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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