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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

Spread the net.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

How old is victor? Old

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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