- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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