Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

Penis.

A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

terry stockton is straight

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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