- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

What are we then hypocrites?

man boobs

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

whats brown? poop.

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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