- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Are you Drew?

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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