- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

What swims in the ocean? Fish

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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