- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents