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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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