There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Your social life

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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i like pie.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Cleveland winning something

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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