Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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What is the difference between a duck?

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asian, do math

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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