- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

good one jess !!

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Your social life.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

I never asked for this.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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