- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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