Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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Not Steve Jobs

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Anagram.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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sarah taylor

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Anti Joke

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