Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Who is a knob? ross d

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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