What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

who farted your mother

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

This one sucks!

Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

hi. thats what she said.

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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