what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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I like hats XD!

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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.....Carrot Top....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Penisland

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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Anti Joke

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