Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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Your social life.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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this is gay

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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my friend is gay hes gay

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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