What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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Minecraft.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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Joey mayer's face

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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