Jacob Edwards has friends.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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I never asked for this.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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