What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Win and Beau have no friends

fart+fart=poop

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

women's rights

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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