Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Women's rights.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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Guess what? No.

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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A seal walks into a club.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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