- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

What is the best part about football The scoring

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

why do you care?

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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