- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

obama

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

Gays

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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