What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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who is mark

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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