Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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My pet rock died.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

a retard lost...

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

Blind people can't read this.

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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