- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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