- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Knock knock runs away laughing

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

Society.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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