- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

knock knock

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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