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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

An asian without a future.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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