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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Bloody kids ...

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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