Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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AVB

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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*prepares this to get negged*

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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women have rights

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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