Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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Hi Shelby!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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