- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

What isn't funny? The holacost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

A horse cantered into a bar.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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