Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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Yo mamas so fat

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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Penis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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Women's Rights.

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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