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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

George Bush does not care about black people.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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