- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Gay's rights

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

I'm a like whore

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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