Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How much did the Holla Cost?

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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