Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

whats better than 24................. 25

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Nice weather we're having.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Anti Joke

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