Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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whats 2+2? 4

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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PENlS.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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motley crew

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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Woman's rights.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Anti Joke

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